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Please note that any appeal for downgrade to Handicapper
Chris White may in fact result in an upgrade. Any
frivilous, ficticious, dishonest or exaggerative
(BS) appeal will additionally earn points towards the
"Mongrel of the Year" trophy. We include some danger
phrases that should be avoided at all costs in any
appeal to the handicapper and which are known to make
the hair stand up on the back of the hanicappers neck:
"I've been crook" ; "I've been off the bike
for .........", "I have been doing zero
miles", "I haven't been near a bike." "I
have been doing no training at all" "I'm going
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